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Friday, December 30, 2011

NORWEGIAN VIRGIN

NORWEGIAN VIRGIN Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena , is still a Virgin - in every vay."


The doctor told him" "Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can.”


He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.


Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth


That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olof...you' re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez." Olof immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena ....still in DA CRATE!"

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Chemistry in one form

Hi,


Its interesting how people feel and it works for some for some not. 
Personally I like chemistry but not regular chemistry. Chemistry at 
first sight is often misleading and it's really in the physical 
outreach that real feelings is seen. What can having a coffee or 
drink really tell between two individual? First meeting can basically 
be deceptive and most often unreliable.


Trust and honesty are what thrive the foundation to chemistry. That 
is how I feel. Religion is a matter of perception since absolute 
truth has been established. Religion is a mater of faith and is 
without a doubt part of happiness. But to say that religion is the 
guiding light and measurement by which one feels about another person 
is foolish.


So, yes, chemistry is important but as I said it is not established 
by a simple meeting or spending moments pretending to do something. 
Chemistry in my views is the embodiment of two individuals who are 
willing to do the extraordinary, the unusual the binding of two 
without restrictions from the beginning. To be alone with each other 
away from the spectators or others who simply bystanders. The 
embodiment of two is the combination of physical attraction and the 
binding of two minds. To do it out of the home is pretense and 
nothing else.


Spending time in a kitchen or in the living room and conversing is 
more likely to succeed finding purer chemistry than not.
Again it's what one heart intuition that guides one for the other.


Marcel

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

 Hi Everyone,

I think you will like the Christmas trees around the world and the wreaths at Arlington Cemetery.

Christmas Trees From Around The World
What's really interesting at the end is the real meaning of the 12 days of Christmas.
" : Christmas Trees From Around The World - Make sure you go all the way to the bottom of the e-mail, the picture and information about Arlington Cemetery in the winter, before Christmas is beautiful!
Christmas Trees 'Round the World
The Capitol Christmas tree in Washington , D.C. , is decorated with 3,000
ornaments that are the handiwork of U.S. schoolchildren. Encircling
evergreens in the 'Pathway of Peace' represent the 50 U.S. states.
The world's largest Christmas tree display rises up the slopes
of Monte Ingino outside of Gubbio, in Italy 's Umbria region.
Composed of about 500 lights connected by 40,000 feet of wire,
the 'tree' is a modern marvel for an ancient city
A Christmas tree befitting Tokyo 's nighttime neon display is
projected onto the exterior of the Grand Prince Hotel Akasaka.
Illuminating the Gothic facades of Prague 's Old Town Square ,
and casting its glow over the manger display of the famous
Christmas market, is a grand tree cut in the Sumava mountains
in the southern Czech Republic .
Venice 's Murano Island renowned throughout the world
for its quality glasswork is home to the tallest glass tree
in the world. Sculpted by master glass blower Simone
Cenedese, the artistic Christmas tree is a modern
reflection of the holiday season.
Moscow celebrates Christmas according to the Russian Orthodox
calendar on Jan. 7. For weeks beforehand, the city is alive with
festivities in anticipation of Father Frost's arrival on his magical
troika with the Snow Maiden.
He and his helper deliver gifts under
the New Year tree, or yolka, which is traditionally a fir.
The largest Christmas tree in Europe (more than 230 feet tall)
can be found in the Praça do Comércio in Lisbon , Portugal .
Thousands of lights adorn the tree, adding to the special
enchantment of the city during the holiday season.
'Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree': Even in its humblest attire,
aglow beside a tiny chapel in Germany 's Karwendel mountains,
a Christmas tree is a wondrous sight.
Ooh la la Galeries Lafayette! In Paris , even the Christmas trees are chic.
With its monumental, baroque dome, plus 10 stories of lights and
high fashion, it's no surprise this show-stopping department store draws
more visitors than the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower
In addition to the Vatican 's heavenly evergreen, St. Peter's Square
in Rome hosts a larger-than-life nativity scene in front of the obelisk.
The Christmas tree that greets revelers at the Puerta del Sol
is dressed for a party. Madrid 's two-week celebration makes
millionaires along with merrymakers. On Dec. 22, a lucky citizen
will win El Gordo (the fat one), the world's biggest lottery.
A token of gratitude for Britain 's aid during World War II,
the Christmas tree in London 's Trafalgar Square has been
the annual gift of the people of Norway since 1947.
Drink a glass of gluhwein from the holiday market at the Romer
Frankfurt's city hall since 1405 and enjoy a taste of Christmas past.
Against a backdrop of tall, shadowy firs, a rainbow trio of
Christmas trees lights up the night (location unknown).
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me.
What in the world do leaping lords, French hens,
swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?
This week, I found out.
From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were
not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone
during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.
It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning
plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each
element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality
which the children could remember.
-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
So there is your history for today. This knowledge was shared with me and I found it interesting and enlightening and now I know how that strange song became a Christmas Carol...so pass it on if you wish.'
Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone - and, remember, the Twelve Days of Christmas are the 12 days following December 25th. The Christmas Season runs until Epiphany, January 6.
CHRISTMAS AT ARLINGTON CEMETERY
Arlington National Cemetery
Rest easy, sleep well my brothers.
Know the line has held, your job is done.
Rest easy, sleep well.
Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held.
Peace, peace, and farewell...
Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some 5,000 -- are donated by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine . The owner, Merrill Worcester, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also, most years, groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact that Harrington is in one the poorest parts of the state.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

"IF ANY STATE PREVENTS US FROM SPREADING ISLAM ON ITS SOIL WE WILL WAGE ...

History of the Jihad against the USA (9/11/2001- Ongoing)
This story of Muslim aggression and occupation of Christian lands, repeated itself over the next 1372 years when the Muslims launched unprovoked attacks on Christian Egypt in 640, on Christian Nubia in 650, on Christian North Africa in 650, on Christian Spain in 711 and again on 3/11), on Christian France (under Frankish rule) in 732, on Christian Sicily in 812, on Christian Byzantine again in 1071 to 1453, on Christian Bulgaria, Serbia, Greece, Croatia, Albania, Hungary Austria, Poland Russia in the period between 1389 to 1683 and on Christian America on 9/11.

Jihad is enjoined on all Muslims by the Quran.
The Jihad against the Human Race launched by the sub-human mindset of Mohammed-ibn-abadallah the accursed founder of Islam, yimach Shmo ve-zichro - may his name and memory be obliterated.
The last chapter in the history of Islam will be written with blood and death, the only difference now will be that it will be the blood and death of millions of Muslims. Never to consider for one moment that a Muslim could ever be a friend to any non-Muslim be he a Jew, Christian, Hindu, Buddhist or any other.
Religion which was a deformity before Islam, has become a calamity for the human race, after Islam came along. Islam crosses all limits of sanity, when the Quran asks Muslims to slay non-Muslims, Smite their fingers whenever you meet them, etc. Islam teaches you to kill kafirs, to tyrannize them till, they accept Islam, to rape their womenfolk, to humiliate them. So Islam uses the vice like grip to arouse raw, savage passions amongst humans. But in doing all this while the Muslims are evil-intentioned, they are also very practical and efficient in achieving their ghoulish goals and play on human emotions and human weaknesses very smartly.
On July 10th 751 AD the Arab and Chinese armies took to the field in Aulie-Ata on the backs of the Talas river. The Chinese cavalry seemed to initially overwhelm the Arab cavalry, but the Arabs had worked out a deal with one of the many Turkish contingents of the Chinese army viz., the Qarluq Turks, by promising them wealth and freedom in return for embracing Islam and betraying their Chinese masters. The Qarluqs who held a grudge against the Chinese for having reduced them to vassalage, viewed this as an opportunity to throw off the Chinese yoke by using the Arabs, and had planned to later throwing off the Arab yoke as well and regaining their freedom from both the Chinese and the Arabs. The Qarluq Turks later played the main role in converting other Turkish tribes notably the Seljuk Turks to Islam.
Islam was spread with the use of death threats. The defeated non-Muslims were given the choice of Islam or Death. After having been forced to accept Islam through such terminal coercion, the converted people had no way of renouncing Islam. If they did so, they were targeted as Murtads (apostates) and were killed. It is mandatory in Islam for Muslims to kill anyone who leaves the cult. So the converts were forced to remain Muslims. And as this was their fate, then the best bet for them was to imbibe the murderous attitude themselves and impose it on others. 
Remember in the Muslims we are dealing with a community that looks human, but has within themselves the mentality of wild animals who would devour you at the first opportunity. The only difference being that a wild animal will attack you if it is hungry, or if it sees a danger in you. But a Muslim will deceive you, betray you, trick you, and when he gets a chance, he will murder you as the Quran tells him to do that.
Hence you need to hunt Muslims down at the first opportunity, never taking your eyes off you adversary. It is either you or the Muslims, so have your choice!
So whatever the method and cost, we need to meet Islam’s challenge with a single mind focused solely on targeting and attacking all Muslims, till either they are all dead, or give up Islam. It is only those who have this kind of a cold practical understanding of the challenge that Islam presents and the “Ruthless Will” to carry out this intention can defeat Islam and save humankind.

  Now can there be a similar betrayal in our times today by President Obama?
Was he promised "wealth and freedom" in return for betraying the Constitution of America and the Citizen of the United States of America? Softening his responses against Muslims even to the point that encouraged building Mosques just about anywhere in the US? Defending the rights of Islam in everything from worshiping in places of  work to schools, while preventing US Citizens from praying to God in schools? Banning crosses and other different symbols of many religion while allowing carpets to lay down in the halls of schools and work for Islamic prayers!


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Joys of Muslim Women

On November 26, 2011 I tweeted this:
 Marcel 
The Constitution of America must be changed so that muslims can never be elected as President(s) of the United States of America forever.


Joys of Muslim Women
Joys of Muslim Women
by Nonie Darwish 
A Must Read!!! 

"In twenty years, there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so.. You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA. Dearborn Mich. is one... and there are others."
This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim.
This is not hearsay, and it will scare the life out of you.
Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end.

In the Muslim faith, a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child. Consummating the marriage by 9.
The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.

Even though a woman is abused, she cannot obtain a divorce.
To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.
Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her.


The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.

The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.

In the West World ( America ), Muslim men are starting to demand Sharia Law so the wife cannot obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Sharia law.

By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Sharia Law.
Ripping the West in Two.
Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Sharia law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.

She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.

Darwish was born in Cairo , spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .

When he died, he was considered a "Shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.

But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.

In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping Sharia law - what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.

For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose Sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.

Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.

While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.

While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.

It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.

While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.

In twenty years, there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so.. You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA. Dearborn Mich. is one... and there are others.


I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!

It is too bad that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept Muslims as peaceful.... some may be but they have an army that is willing to shed blood in the name of Islam, the peaceful support the warriors with their finances and own kind of patriotism to their religion. While America is getting rid of Christianity from all public sites and erasing God from the lives of children, the Muslims are planning a great jihad on America .

This is your chance to make a difference...! Copy it and pass it on to your email list or at least those you think will listen.

Some of those I'm sending it to WILL NOT!


Put your head back under the covers so you can't see the boogieman!