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Monday, October 31, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield............
Because he said ....
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
Its tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing
a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody
home.' I went over.. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying I
said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate
myself now.'
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.
That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes
off.
I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex
offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the
kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested
for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I
asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear
the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the
meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me
from Chicago last night.
MY FAVORITE:
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I
wouldn't have had anything to play with.
My Fellow Americans:
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more
money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the
order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action
will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some
of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list.
Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the
first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY
SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into
third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France
...
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or
maybe China .
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations
with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing
the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have
tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your
precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop
shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 1. Since
we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not ticking us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire
corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now. We are tired of
the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which
will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a
country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its
own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying,
'darn tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life
around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone
on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .
It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the
nations on List 1,
a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't
forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to
learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America ...
Thank you and good night.'
If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
The Obama Government.
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Muslims in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime.
In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke.
"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.
When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.
They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.
The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again.
You then slam the gate on them and catch the wholeherd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom.
They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America .. The Obama government keeps pushing us toward Islamic Sharia laws and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of law suit and laws to protect Muslims who use the Sharia law to escape the United States of America's Constitutional Law, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.
One should always remember two truths:
1) There is no such thing as a free lunch, someone is paying for it
2) and when you begin to think that having the Obama government provide new laws for you and make your decisions is ok, realize that you've also given up the freedom that goes with making your own choices.
If you see that all of this wonderful Obama government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to warn your friends.
If you think the Sharia Law is essential to your way of life, then you will probably ignore this post.
But God help you when the gate slams shut!
The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Muslims in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime.
In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke.
"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.
When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.
They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.
The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again.
You then slam the gate on them and catch the wholeherd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom.
They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America .. The Obama government keeps pushing us toward Islamic Sharia laws and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of law suit and laws to protect Muslims who use the Sharia law to escape the United States of America's Constitutional Law, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.
One should always remember two truths:
1) There is no such thing as a free lunch, someone is paying for it
2) and when you begin to think that having the Obama government provide new laws for you and make your decisions is ok, realize that you've also given up the freedom that goes with making your own choices.
If you see that all of this wonderful Obama government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to warn your friends.
If you think the Sharia Law is essential to your way of life, then you will probably ignore this post.
But God help you when the gate slams shut!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ
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Bill Cosby "I'm 76 and Tired"
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Saturday, October 8, 2011
Will France make Turkish PM Erdogan a "criminal"?
French President Nicolas Sarkozy has urged Turkey to recognize the 1915 massacre of Armenians by Ottoman Turks as genocide. Sarkozy told Friday's news conference in the Armenian capital that Turkey's refusal to do so would force France to change its law and make such denial a criminal offense.
The killing of up to 1.5 million Armenians under the Ottoman Empire has been the main barrier to reconciliation with Turkey. Armenians have long fought to persuade other governments to call the killings a genocide. Turkey rejects the label and says the death toll is inflated. (AP)
The killing of up to 1.5 million Armenians under the Ottoman Empire has been the main barrier to reconciliation with Turkey. Armenians have long fought to persuade other governments to call the killings a genocide. Turkey rejects the label and says the death toll is inflated. (AP)
The coming of the Muslim Holocaust in America for all who are not Muslim.
Under the democratic leadership of President Obama the
United States has become an Anti-Constitutional and an oppressing government.
It has become a crime to discriminate against Muslim. The Obama democratic ruling party has allowed the Islamic movement to take over cities by cities. It has allowed the Sharia
law to take over the law of the United States and surely becoming the law of
the land. The United States will not be the United States of America if this
continues under any leadership. This loving country will become the United States
of Islam if they have their way.
The government has taken the lead in making law that is
bound to punish you if you dare use your freedom of speech as afforded by our
Founding Fathers and written in the constitution. You have no more right to
express yourself anymore and if you do and somebody does not like they accuse
of racism, destroy your character and have no problem seeing you becoming
homeless. For what reason do they do this? To excel Islam and force it religion
ways of life in our home, minds?
Why isn’t Islam seen as a hate group? A hate group just like
the Nazis or the KKK as well any group that ultimately want to kill people and becoming
the dominant race? What is really happening is, exactly this. They very much
protecting a hate group and allowing them to build Mosques which are really not
a place of worship but more like a place to plan their Jihad against humanity.
What the Obama government is doing is basically creating, fermenting
a fire of revolting feeling against the lack of protection that we as tax
payers are paying them to provide us with. They are becoming dictatorial and it
doesn’t matter what the people of the United States wants it’s what the Muslims
desire that count most.
The destroyed the Twin Towers ten years ago and now they are
saying that their law is the law that should govern their neighbors. They come
to New York City just like they do in France and stop blocks of traffic so that
they can pray on the floor and show their back side to the world. To show that
they can do anything they like and if you don’t like it, well that just too
bad.
The rule has been since the foundation of this country that freedom
and equality should be afforded to every citizen and it is. Under the law of
Islam there will be no more freedom or equality. Men will be subjected by force
under penalty of death or incarceration to the whims of the ruling hierarchy.
There will be kings and servants, mostly servants. You will either be Muslim or a slave or dead.
The women will be treated as animals to dispose of as they please under their
law. The children will be killed under the so called “honor killing” just for
looking at another man that does not fit the whims of the parents.
What it comes down to is really simply two choices, we
either have the audacity to say to the Muslim enough is enough and go back to
where you belong or do as you please and come into our home and rape our loved
ones and kill them as you see fit.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
The Four Cats:
Four men were bragging about how smart their
cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square
pranced over to the desk, took out some
paper and
pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,
and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles
of 3 cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his
cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of
milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,
"CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,
ate the
cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles
of 3 cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his
cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of
milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,
"CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,
ate the
cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
drank the
milk,,,,,,,,,
shit on the
paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
screwed the
other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
claimed he
injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,
put in for
Workers Compensation...............and
went home for the
rest of the day on sick leave.............
screwed the
other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,claimed he
injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,put in for
Workers Compensation...............andwent home for the
rest of the day on sick leave.............
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